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Summer Solstice

Then I'll start work on my lunar engines to line the Moon up with the ecliptic so we can have a solar eclipse every month (with a little wobble so they're not always on the equator.)

Garden Path Sentence

Arboretum Owner Denied Standing in Garden Path Suit on Grounds Grounds Appealing Appealing

Alphabet Notes

Listen, you're very cute, but if you rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together it will RUIN the spacing!

Glass-Topped Table

You can pour a drink into it while hosting a party, although it's a real pain to fit in the dishwasher afterward.

Real Estate Analysis

Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.

Actual Progress

Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'

Room Temperature

They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.

Frankenstein Claim Permutations

When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.